Great British Porn

The amazing thing about meeting Jolly was that she was better looking in person than the pictures I saw. To look at her boyfriend, you’d think he was already a porn star and better still, as a performing couple, they were brand new as in never done anything before until now. So I was the 1 who got to try them out first. Despite the language barrier, I got Lucy to translate to them I want the film as real and creative as they could give me. This they did with vigour.

There was no lying about the fact these 2 were definitely an item, by the way they made eye contact, the communication in their language. Something that was hard for them to do since English speaking producers, mainly Americans don’t want them to talk unless they talk English. I encouraged it and for all I know the guy could have been snarling to his girlfriend: “Why u look at black bloke! U want suck his boner! I will kill him and roast his balls on open fire for u!” For all I know, but seriously, I’m sure it was something more intimate, more between them and if this was a test shoot. Michael passed with flying colours. Jolly lived up to her name revelling in the fucking from the bathroom where they watched themselves in the mirror before she squatted down to eagerly suck her juices off his cock. He returned the favour by licking her out and talking to her (in Czech). They moved the action to the sofa where they nailed in several positions. I think doggy style was their favourite position of choice before moving the action to the kitchen table chair and the bedroom where Jolly checked herself out in the wardrobe mirror as Michael pounded and grinded into her slut. I forgot to mention that he spunked in her skank on the sofa and cracked one out over her face at the end further proving a hot mov without anal sex can well and truly be just that…a hot vid.
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Kyla and Quentin hail from Dordrecht in Holland. They’ve been together for three years and married for about a year now. They came to my attention and before my lens today, courtesy of Darren as in Darren and Poppy Morgan, producers and performers of adult material like my good self. To tell the truth, Darren did me a favour on this 1 that might be bad taste to discuss but if it wasn’t ‘for him Kyla and Quentin wouldn’t be here for your edification right now. Furthermore, what with my busy schedule of late, I was unable to travel to Hull and opted for them to come to London and used a friends house instead.

After a bit of getting to know you-know me stuff later to ease them into the concept of Real Couples by keeping it real, they got on with it in what I view as a tender loving and passionate moment without compromising on the hot fucking for all you voyeurs of more…personnal sex. I found out prior to the shoot that Kyla really wanted to do a cream piewhich she had not done yet. Hey, why not, it’s their show. As much as I’d like to think so just because its got Terryvision above the title, without the good performances of the various participants, the series wouldn’t have been what it is and that’s definitely down to couples like Kyla and Quentin here.
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Those of you who know anything about UK porn will know that Renee is no stranger to the world of skin flicks having starred in a number of them in the past few years and for as long as that I’ve been haranguing her to do Real Couples, but the unfortunate thing was either her boyfriend at the time was not interested in being filmed balls deep in his loved one or they didn’t go the distance in a relationship to get around to doing it. Then one day she finally got in touch and said she has a new boyfriend whom she has met and is new to the business but that this was the real thing (Yeah yeah. I’ve heard that before) but what convinced me this was the real thing was the fact she got a tattoo of his name on the back of her neck! CLICK HERE TO SEE THIS REAL COUPLE FUCKING!

This must be the ultimate fantasy for some but for this black bloke, its a reality. He’s not only living with two hot babes, he’s also enjoying sex with both of them, the lucky bastard gets to have hot threesomes with two stunning young girls who are willing to try and do anything!
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Prior to turning up at Claire’s new home in Essex, she asked if I could buy a bottle of vodka before arriving. I imagine, Claire needed this to deal with Paul’s huge cock. Strange thing when girls demand huge cocks and when they get it , they can’t deal with it. I mean, it’s not as if Claire can’t handle it after working with chubby dark guys recently in the States and of course Omar and various others of his ilk on her betty Swolocks series.

Paul is the only one I’ve seen that made Claire break out into a cold sweat and have difficulty breathing when he fucks her in a certain position. It was a chilled shoot on a warm sunset Saturday evening when Claire got to grips with Paul’s wang. She took him well anally too. Claire makes sexy gapers and has that just nailed hard look about her that I like, though her and Paul’s relationship seems to change from day to day like the British weather, I was a bit worried if I was going to get another shoot at all, but it made for interesting chemistry on screen with Claire slapping him for making a cheeky comment- I’m definitely leaving that in the final edit. Still, I left them in good loving spirits afterwards and I had a blazing shoot. Claire called me the next day to say that they nailed like maniacs after I left and Paul came in her eye. Nice 1.

Doesn’t she look hot dressed as a naughty “St Trinians” style schoolgirl? Her boyfriend though so, as soon as he saw his sexy girlfriend dressed as a kinky college wench he demanded and got a sexy strip show then he bent her over and really gave her tight, wet pussy the pounding of a lifetime! I think its fair to say that this sexy schoolgirl outfit had the desired effect!
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If you’ve ever seen a video called Carlitos Way, you’ll remember some cocky young curly haired latin kid trying to get Al Pacino to meet some ’stand up guys’ by saying he’ll be quick “Boom, boom, in and out man!” Then twenty minutes later said chap who strode in boldly, chest out strutting and acting cocky loses the use of his throat and has his arm broken in a refrigerator fumbling for a beer. Unlike this chap, I left with a porn shoot under my arm with the lovely Jennifer Martin and her husband of ten years on it. Boom, boom in and out. They were a stand up couple too. While I admit, Jennifer was the real star of the show, let’s not forget without Martins boner in the mix, I would have left there empty handed and you would have been without the pleasure of seeing Jennifer getting naked and shagged.

I would have to say this was a Real Couples scene in every sense of the word. Prior to turning up on any shoot, I am paranoid that the shoot will go to waste if the guy gets stage fright and can’t get it up. There was none of that going on here today. As a matter of fact, I turned up in Nottingham (where they live) an hour late and time was a ticking towards the hour they had to pick up their tiny woman after school. I kept the social niceties to a minimum and let them get on with it in my new way of working where we do the hard first, pictures on the interim and the soft version last. This way works best for all concerned.

I could not have hoped for a better shoot. U could dl that they were still into each other, convincing me they were doing Real Couples for all the right reasons. Mark was a hero, but then how could he fail with a fit wife like Jennifer? I remember joking about them working on more kids when Mark did his facial (a strong squirty one) and there we have it, 1 sexy lovin’ and a pop shot in the mouth later, I was outta there. Boom, boom. In and out guy, cruising back to London on a wonderful summers day, listening to 80’s soul weekender tunes. Mark also did a sperm pie inside Jennifer on the soft version, even though u can’t download it , just thought I’d share that with you.

For anyone who knows about a show called Cribs on MTV, I resisted the urge to go this route in style at McKenzie and Marks house near Stansted. I was there shooting them for Real Couples and was mightily impressed. Was good to watch Tony DeSergio there as well. He lives there too. In fact, it looked like a refuge for models and lap dancers but very stylized. Their place had a tubby lounge pool and a chubby garden. It was a very nice place befitting, I would say, a bunch of successful models in the industry. It was in the lounge I shot McKenzie and Mark as he worked out and she watched.

Interesting to note that their attitude to each other was similar to a power struggle that you might see between a couple who are sarcastic in a playful kind of way which indicated they were comfortable as girlfriend and boyfriend. I suspect McKenzie can be quite fiesty when she wants to be. A quality I find attractive in girls because you know where u stand with them and are not doing anything they would not like because they are not afraid to let u know it.

Over the Severn Bridge and into Cardiff, Wales to shoot the lovely Luxi, a young 20 something wife of Mark an older gentleman who proved to be a blinding chap. There was a bit of history between us in the past in a fleeting manner that was not entirely conducive to todays shoot and frankly, though I mention it in passing, the idiosyncrasies have no place here in this entry but as always when u meet people face to face, all things are put aside and I had a much better understanding of them as a couple. .

 Mark did a sound job shagging his beautiful wife from the sofa to the bedroom where he performed anal which ended with two cumshots, an anal sperm pie (is that called a chocolate jizz pie?) and a separate vaginal cream pie. Very rude, but then, we expect nothing less here at Real Couples
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Off to Belper in deep Derbyshire to shoot the lovely Sarah Wright and her fella Jay for Real Couples. It was a really nice day and the happy couple offered to do it outdoors in an open field where they did it before. Sarah also was going to give anal a go as I found out when I got there and jay informed me she was sitting down with a rump plug in her bum. Sarah doesn’t like doing anal and I told her, although I would prefer it, not to feel pressured by it. I know she wasn’t doing it just for the money as she was offered more money by bigger producers and she turned it down. The other reason she did it was for Jay. Since they don’t do it off camera (until just recently when Sarah had a drunken moment) this was going to be a rare treat for her man and for us voyeurs out there who like to view things go in and out of pretty girls pretty bum holes. By the time we get to the field on a narrow stretch of private country lane, jay noticed water was gushing out of my car. Great!

We proceeded with the shoot as a couple of passers by nearly caught us, or rather did and just moved swiftly on with out further to do, though I’m sure it didn’t do Sarah any favors when considering the anal she was building up to. All in all a good horny scene rounded off with Jay popping off in Sarah’s bum with her on top in missionary position. If cumming in the twat is a sperm pie, is cumming in the arse a chocolate eclair? Well this is what Jay did, but there was no chocolate and he gaped her arse. I think Sarah was quite impressed nay even shocked with herself when she watched the footage back. What a sporting couple.
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