Great British Porn

Those of you who know anything about UK porn will know that Renee is no stranger to the world of skin flickshaving starred in a number of them in the past few years and for as long as that I’ve been haranguing her to do Real Couples, but the unfortunate thing was either her boyfriend at the time was not interested in being filmed balls deep in his loved one or they didn’t go the distance in a relationship to get around to doing it. Then one day she finally got in touch and said she has a new boyfriend whom she has met and is new to the business but that this was the real thing (Yeah yeah. Ive heard that before) but what convinced me this was the real thing was the fact she got a tattoo of his name on the back of her neck!

I was sold instantly, thinking not only has she got a boyfriend but one she is serious about keeping so there I am filming these two frolicking around and having fun at Peter’s flat in East London like a couple of crazy kids on prom night and I find out they have only been together 10 weeks!!!! Well the movie that followed was no less real for it and maybe considered typical of people that do porn but I would like to remind you that porn stars do not grow on trees. They have emotions like anyone else and Renee and Pete are no exception to this. After all the decision to get a tattoo of ones initials on your body is not one to be taken lightly right?. If Renee did that for everyone she got involved with then she’d look like a rally car right?

Such is Renees acting capability I decided I wanted to do something a bit interesting as a preamble to the action by making a spoof advert. A rare contrivance for me that didn’t turn out how I expected but with a bit of tinkering in the editing it turned out as an
ok alternative to the porn introduction of the striptease as we still get to see Renee showing some skin by dressing down and dressing up in her hot underwear and presenting herself to Peter as a wrapped present in a red bow.

While I have no previous history with Foxy, I do know Jay a number of years and any aficionado of my brand of porn will download that he has been employed in various capacities as a porn guy and he is a reliable one too which is why I had faith in today going without a hitch and indeed it did as they breezed with ease through their vid.Lots of eye contact. Check, Touching and feeling. Check. In fact it so horny for Jay was Foxy that she got him nude first and for a second I thought the CFNM (clothed female naked male) thing was a fetish of Jays but then given what she was wearing, red heels, red stockings, dark skirt and white blouse made her look like a secretary that a pair of specs would’ve rounded her off nicely and indeed she probably was a secretary before her stint as a porn model with which u can listen to on the video as how he fared in porn before just wanting to work exclusively with Jay alone. Hes not fussed either preferring to work wither too but the problem with couples who end up just doing scenes together, it ends up being rare that other producers actually put them together.

By the time she had Jays engorged member in her mouth, she was loving the power she was feeling turning him on which I’m sure she enjoyed more when his tongue was exploring itself between her legs and him adding to her soaking panties by adding his saliva to her dripping wet vagina. By the time Jay was in her you could hear her squelching with every thrust and I particularly enjoyed the way she locked her gaze on him as if I was no longer there.

Hey don’t mind me people. I’m only here to vid you fucking. Then they got real creative with the positions as Jay towered over her sitting on the sofa as he nailed her mouth then she turned around to lick his butt hole as lovingly as an asshole can be licked while giving him the reach around with his rump in her face and tugging on his wang wanking him off. I don’t care what that was all about but it looked different and its definitely one for those who are looking for another position to the usual. Jay was loving it too the kinky bastard but then that’s what familiarity does. It makes people feel comfortable to express themselves sexually the way they want to.

Give a warm welcome to one of our favourite swinging couples, Donna and Richard who may be considered veterans here now on their third outing and a warm to Girl Josephine and her husband Jon for returning a second time. I must admit, this mov is a scorcher with everything I like about shooting real couples. The playful friendly chat, the social interplay between both couples and the sex was great too. Both couples are very familiar with each other with Richard aka Vinny having worked with Donna for a variety of different websites. Jon does not perform much if not at all outside of his partnership with Jo but has been known to dabble in his time.

Both couples have a very good understanding of what they do and have none of that jealousy stuff going on that can sometimes destroy couples and therefore are a good example that couples in swinging relationships can and do work. I was so intrigued by the swinging lifestyle they have that both parties offered me some interesting insights into the social manners required when partaking in such activity.

U may have noticed recently there seems to be a rise in just normal un porn star type couples coming into the industry so surely this must be a reflection of a sign of the times that more and more people are embracing the hedonistic pursuits of performing in porno tapes in their past time. I know some have criticised the involvement of well known porn star types appearing here but the reality is, lest we forget, they are very real people too.

Veronica is fit. No doubt. Pretty too with her big blue eyes and blond hair. Patrick knows this too as he made it very clear what features about her attracted him to her in the first place. This was to be my last shoot before I hightailed it back to the airport back to Blighty and it went without a hitch. The only thing I’d say if it was a criticism about working with couples out here in Prague is that they are so bloody efficient in what they do. There are no variables. If I had to have one dig its that Victoria had a boob job which seems to be my pet gripe these days. I mean whatever happened to normal bouncy jugs? Still I wouldn’t say it was as common here in Europe as it was back home in Britain. It was the one thing I’d say about her that made her just 1 notch short of perfection but thats in my eyes of course.

We almost got off on a bad footing when the agent sidled up to me and said there was a problem with the way I want to shoot. The couple wanted to do 20 minutes instead of 30 minutes. I thought for a second and agreed thinking whats the difference? As it turned out it made no difference. I still got the minimum time I looked for in shoots anyway. Despite its awkwardness starting, when Veronica was dolled up in her tiny black dress and teetering on her crystal encrusted strappy high heeled shoes things heated up when Patrick got his mitts around her tits and caressed her neck. Things were progressing nicely and I put this awkward start to just plain getting here early and having to get jiggy with it. Just goes to show when the old pulse is racing nothing seems to matter bu the situation at hand as Patrick caressed her, kissing her necks and fondling her boobies as with her back to him she pushed her petite tight arse up against him. I could see she was getting worked up and prepared for actionas she went on her knees to massage his wang through his trousers. Before she attempted to get it out though Patrick took her by the hand and walked her to the couch where he undressed her and removed those nice shoes. After all we didn’t want to put holes in the white leather sofa now did we?

Patrick then flipped her onto her bum so he could spread her legsand lap at her pretty bare shaven vagina. Veronica seemed to like it too as she threw her head back and sighed with pleasure pulling her bitch upwards so her clit protruded more to his flicking tongue. She revelled in this pleasure for a bit before sliding off the sofa to get his cock out and into her mouth where he grew full mast to her urgent sucking (guy that was poetry! I should be writing erotic novels with prose like that).

As far as Real Couples goes, this is the first time I’ve stayed at a couples home I was filming for the weekend. The whole thing was really quite casual, like a friend visiting but with the difference that I was going to film them having sex at a friends apartment because it wasn’t convenient to shoot at their own place because of a resident member of the family staying with them. I went shopping, met their tiny un who I got on real well with since I haven’t grown much out of scene games myself. Monica even cooked for me and generally made me feel welcome but then over the years, they now see me as a friend which I thought was really nice. They even introduced me to various friends around the way without elaborating what I was there for and what I do except for one friend of Monicas who let us use her apartment for the shoot of course….and demanded she wanted to download the final effort too.

I can only say by the time we got there Monica and Richards desire for each other had not diminished any over the years . If anything, time has made it stronger and it was nice to witness this and the fact they were still very comfortable with me filming them despite the initial nerves of seeing me again.. They had sex from the lounge to the wicker chair in the conservatory to the bedroom . You know Monica was losing herself in the moment once they started doing their thing because Monica was saying his name between strokes and mustve cream several times. Yeah, sure there was that initial nerves but it had more to do with excitement more than anything else and by the time Richard shot his jizz, it was a monster load shot, flying across the room leaving a trail from his penis to her mouth, boobies and tummy, on the bed to the otherside of the bed and on the damn floor. If ever there was a come shot of the year award, Richard would be the main contender to win! Hands down! I mean I was shocked.

It was about 2am when we left the apartment with the bed linen Monica promised to sort out and her friend called to watch if everything was going ok and asked if she could watch the clip! We hit the local bar for a couple of hours turning in at 4am.

By the time I left the next day, I was well pleased with myself and felt Monica and Richard were well worth coming out to Alicante for. To be honest I have never done this and nor would I unless I knew the couple would justify it. Monica and Richard are a sure thing and the fact they always turned out hot passionate performances gave me no room to doubt that shoot number 4 8 years later wasn’t going to be as sexy as it ever was. In fact, it was the hottest they’ve done for me in my opinion.

Kaia and Merlin were brought to my attention by Vinnie Bones as he has come to be known now as he is a regular working guy in the UK porn industry. I got the pics through and we had the usual telephone conversation and I agreed to book them a hotel as they were going to be in London for the period the shoot was to take place. Besides it wasn’t convenient to do a shoot at their place in Preston.

On the day I met them at the hotel I booked for them. we went up to the room and thought they were a bit stand off-ish. Undetered I ignored it as some of my best shoots have started off with this unfamiliar silence which I put down to the long drive and suggested they have a few hours to chill out and rest and I could come back, after all they were booked in for the night anyway.

Kaia seemed so uneasy about something that she prompted they would rather get on with it so I thought I’d try the direct approach by asking what the problem was and she told me she found the whole thing sleazy…Which really threw me as they knew what we were doing and I booked this place for them which, ok its not the Savoy but its a decent room with an en suite bathroom in a 3 star hotel. Then she proceeded to explain that shooting porn itself was sleazy. Them doing it was sleazy. Ok. I cant disagree that a bit of sleaze, if we should be honest is the ingredient for us to indulge our ebony desires. It makes the whole thing salacious, mischievous and how can something that feels so nice be so wrong? Then she explained they had a rather unpleasant encounter with another photographer and producer whom I was once familiar with and it all became clear. I don’t do any of that naked hugs and touchy feely stuff…well, not unless I’m invited to anyway. It seems this sort of thing left her cold and thinking the whole porn industry was like this.

From the moment Keira got on the sofa to suck her fellas weiner which I exploited some very extreme angles to make it look obscenely large (not that it weren’t huge to begin with) before sticking it in her arse inside of two minutes I knew we were going to be on a ride where I didn’t know where it would lead to except to say it would end in a cream shot that not even I knew where because one thing I try to avoid with this line is the stereotypical end shot where the guys pull out and tug off their bloke juice over the ladies tongue out waiting upturned face. Don’t get me wrong if the couples are into this then this is the way we go. For some doing videos is a rare opportunity for them to get this indulgence but not so appropriate in a real life setting.

Not one to censor couples if they get a small left field, there was a point when Lee tugged a knife out to her throat which kind of got me shy but still excited because I was filming a couple who were now in their zone at the exclusion of all others. I can imagine that they must have epic sessions from time to time and no doubt punctuate their relationship with tender loving other times. You can tell just being around them how comfortable they are. It was more a question of unlearn what you have learned which I brought up in our conversation before hand because as a producer they were hoping to do what ever I wanted them to do, and this is not how it was to be I explained to them. They even asked me how hard can they go? As hard as you fucking want to or if you want to do soft and vanilla, this is cool with me also.

They were charged mentally for sex, it didn’t matter to them where they went. Lets put it this way, for how the shoot went, you couldn’t script real life 30 minutes from now and that is the journey we were to go on up to an hour after shooting. It was sexy, fraught with psychology, sweaty. Keira was dripping….I love a woman who sweats and her make up running down her face. There was no pattern to what they did, a kiss here, a slap there (from both parties may I add) some domestic battle of wills whose the daddy/ mummy stuff. It was so real for me I didn’t have to be there..But it helps that I am very familiar with Keira and although this is my first time working with Lee I think he trusted me by being himself. I can see why Keira is with him for sure and it was definitely a high energy performance they both put in and I hope they are proud of too.

Crystal is a darling to those in the world of fetish, wildly unpredictable and sexually left field…Nik isn’t the same way but obviously benefits out of it. I can only say the incidents that followed left me feeling what a strange and surreal day it was for me and I had to consider shooting the soft version. Frankly Crystal is too hard core to do soft and she did so much pissing and squirting that day I wondered where she stored all that water in her little small frame.

Now followers and ardent fans of Real Couples should recognise that with all the watery antics of late that it has no bearing on me pushing for it. More like swings and roundabouts…Occasionally we get a whole bunch of couples who enjoy doing a certain type of act and another straight after that don’t…it seems watersports is the kink of choice at the moment.

So be warned! Viewer discretion is advised. This is more of a role playing and extreme acts mov than the typical loving and fucking thoroughfare we normally offer but we stand quick behind couples who express themselves in any which way they want to.

I’m privileged to be invited on one of those two weeks, so I know its something special and from what they told me, something they have been looking forward to for over a month now since they got in touch with me. They also knew what they wanted to do and how they wanted to be seen in the movie but I think as it unfolded, due to their keenness, those ideas soon went out the window.

The one thing that made my ears stand up to attention…(followed by something else hereafter) was that they had a keen interest in watersports so we talked about that for awhile and I found out that Beatrix has a fetish for it and enquired about doing it with girls also…I’ll state that despite the porn star name, Beatrix has only done one other movie for an arm chair amateur with her fella and mainly does girl/girl which at this point I have Peter Marriot to thank indirectly for steering Beatrix my way…Thanks Pete!

Anyway, the obvious reason why we are shooting in a lil hotel room (thank god for wide angle lenses!) is because we can’t shoot in their dorms on campus…for what it was worth and how it turned out, we could’ve done this but I guess the stranger turning up with a cream of equipment was going to direct attention on them somehow.
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Jems and Jules are a pretty cool couple that I set off early to arrive in Wigan late…4 hundred miles of driving in a day and every mile was worth it for the vid they gave me. Having done some research into Jems before I arrived on the day I was pleasantly surprised to find she had gone blonde and that despite being in the adult business of porn and pictures that she hadn’t totally gone bald in the nether regions below which was a nice change but typical of models, she doesn’t wear underwear, so keeping it real we just went with it.

I must say that I found them to be a really pleasant couple who were keen to get it on huge time for me and my camera and since Jules had a penchant for Jems feet, I encouraged him in his indulgences as I did Jems and the whole thing paid off really well. What I got was a really hot performance from both of them that could only be described as acrobatic by some of the things they did. There was some role playing going on through filthy talking which kept them both excited and a lot of interaction and eye contact to keep the psychology and chemistry between them fuelled from the moment Jules whipped off her trousers to expose her nicely rounded arse and buried his face deep in her pink slit, licking her out and spreading her arse cheeks to rim her hot puckered arse hole. There was no lying about it, they were both into each other.

Jules knew his stuff and was almost directing the vid as to how he wanted it seen (which is how it should be) by showing Jems best features to the camera before she turned to pull his trousers down and suck his already rigid dick, looking him in the eye the whole time as she repeatedly deep throated him, So deep in fact, I reckon she was trying to use her throat like a bitch on his penis as he tugged out several times and she drooled all over it. I seized my chance to get a low angle of her fat puppies suspended and swinging around (I don’t know a guy alive who doesn’t love that).

Jules pushed her back and sunk his hard wang in her bitch driving her wild by biting gently on her feet and slobbing her toes before moving over to slip his cock between her hooters where she poked her tongue out to flick it around his bell end. She turned around with her arse up in the air and he again penetrated her doggy style before they moved the action to the stairs for a bit then back to the sofa and back on the floor in front of the fireplace where Jems with her back towards him arched her back leaning back to suck his wang which made her body look incredible with her tits arched upright in the air. Jules banged her mouth and fondled her chubby orbs at the same time. I guess it was too much for him as she tongue banged his arse hole with a birds eye see down at her tits and her feet (yes I know what you were up to Julesy mate) the sight of her pretty feet and her tubby hooters sticking up and her face waiting for the imminent explosion of sexy bloke milk that was about to issue forth from the depth of his balls was just too much for him and he shot loads over her face and shoulder and she sucked his helmet swallowing the final spurt, licking her lips. Witnessing that kind of sexuality and documenting it was awesome…Like I said, well worth the 400 mile round trip and definitely a reason to be jolly.
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