Great British Porn

Those of you who know anything about UK porn will know that Renee is no stranger to the world of skin flickshaving starred in a number of them in the past few years and for as long as that I’ve been haranguing her to do Real Couples, but the unfortunate thing was either her boyfriend at the time was not interested in being filmed balls deep in his loved one or they didn’t go the distance in a relationship to get around to doing it. Then one day she finally got in touch and said she has a new boyfriend whom she has met and is new to the business but that this was the real thing (Yeah yeah. Ive heard that before) but what convinced me this was the real thing was the fact she got a tattoo of his name on the back of her neck!

I was sold instantly, thinking not only has she got a boyfriend but one she is serious about keeping so there I am filming these two frolicking around and having fun at Peter’s flat in East London like a couple of crazy kids on prom night and I find out they have only been together 10 weeks!!!! Well the movie that followed was no less real for it and maybe considered typical of people that do porn but I would like to remind you that porn stars do not grow on trees. They have emotions like anyone else and Renee and Pete are no exception to this. After all the decision to get a tattoo of ones initials on your body is not one to be taken lightly right?. If Renee did that for everyone she got involved with then she’d look like a rally car right?

Such is Renees acting capability I decided I wanted to do something a bit interesting as a preamble to the action by making a spoof advert. A rare contrivance for me that didn’t turn out how I expected but with a bit of tinkering in the editing it turned out as an
ok alternative to the porn introduction of the striptease as we still get to see Renee showing some skin by dressing down and dressing up in her hot underwear and presenting herself to Peter as a wrapped present in a red bow.

I’ve heard echoes on the rumour mill of this industry that Kelly Steel is crazy…I would say after my initial meeting with her and Hamilton they are no more crazier than some Canadians I’ve met…Don’t mistake em for Americans…Canadians hate that. If Kelly is crazy then she’s the kind of crazy I like. Not dumb or psychotic but just plain old fashioned fun kind of crazy. Hamilton is a great guy too and between the pair of them make an exciting couple that I can well understand why they have been together 10 years already….Actually, Hamilton is probably the more crazy of this marital pairing. In short I get the impression they have defected from the US for awhile to drop out of the rat race and become a couple of nobodies for awhile. They just happened my way via the UK Adult Producers forum where Kelly announced their arrival and was initially looking for work.

I managed to snap them up in time before Kelly posted a mere few days later that she wasn’t actively looking for work anymore but will honour any agreement she made with people thus far to do shoots.

The day I originally planned to do the shoot fell through because Kelly had ah-hem “the decorators in” but I offered to continue over to dl them as I felt a small hello, how’re u doin” would be a nice way to break the ice and I was so glad I did as we had a good ol chin wag and got the getting to know you stuff out the way when Kelly sidled over to me and made a request out of the blue that I could, just wouldn’t refuse…No matter how much a nice man image I might have. Lets just say I answered it there and then but would wait for the day allowing Kelly to exercise her personal right to change her mind come the day.

Quick forward nearly two weeks later and I have arrived at their new place in East London and while I am faffing around with parking in the area, Kelly is keeping Hamilton on the boil which impressed me no end by taking this as an example of their general professionalism. Lets face it no 1 really gets prepared until everyone is in place and prepared but when I turned up Kelly was suited and booted and keeping Hamilton hard with blowjobs and hand shandies….This was a good indication of where the shoot was going to go I just prayed Hamilton wouldn’t blow his cream within minutes of the video! Mind you no fear there as he has done 300 films or so in his career to date…Just a tip here: This is the sort of foreplay that generates heavy jizz loads.